Max, DOG
Chief Nap Officer
Hello! I’m Max — also known around the office as Dr. Max, our distinguished Chief Nap Officer. At 11 years old, I bring over a decade of experience in strategic snoozing, warm welcomes, and advanced snack persuasion techniques. I joined Luna Health to ensure that every patient receives top-tier comfort, tail wags, and emotional support.
My specialties include meeting new patients (I love everyone instantly), tail wag diagnostics, office hallway patrol, and waiting under desks for snacks that may or may not fall. You’ll often find me supervising from a plush bed, offering morale boosts, or demonstrating my patented “Rapid Nap Recovery Method™.”
Off-duty, I enjoy sleeping, napping, resting after naps, and occasionally barking at suspicious leaves outside. I enjoy walks where I set the pace — which is slow, sniff-based, and highly distracted. I also practice mindfulness through intentional snack begging and long, dramatic stretches.
My home life includes supervising my humans, ensuring meals are served with haste, and running quality control on soft furniture. I take pride in my work and consider myself a vital part of the Luna Health team — especially in the area of making people smile.
My philosophy is simple: everyone deserves kindness, comfort, and snacks. If you see me around the office, feel free to say hi — I’ll likely lean on your leg, wiggle, or roll over requesting belly rubs.
Education
Puppy School
Graduated with honors in “Sit,” “Stay,” and selective listening.
Internship
Shadowed humans extensively; mastered identifying snack bags by sound.
Residency
Completed intensive training in lap-warming and advanced napping strategies.
Undergraduate
BS in Begging Arts with a minor in Cute Face Studies.
Special Skills & Certifications
- Certified Good Boy (Lifetime Award)
- Licensed in Tail Wag Therapy
- Awarded “Most Likely to Fall Asleep on the Job” (11 years running)
- Fully insured for emotional support duties
- Recognized expert in identifying treat opportunities